What?! How many weeks left to show week?? Just 3 weeks....
Actually that's not as frightening as it first sounds. I've been practising hard with various techniques of wearing just a towel and discovered the best most secure way to wear it and be able to crawl across a bed whilst remaining decent. The key is the towel mustn't be too big, so a bath sheet is no good. It has to be a bath towel, the luxious type, as they are a bit wider than the cheaper sort, and provide enough length to be decent, but not so long as to get caught in your knees when crawling (across a bed one-handed). It also seems more secure if it is slightly damp and not fresh out of the airing cupboard when it is too slippery and more likely to drop down at the slightest body movement.
Not sure whether to be looking forward to doing this towel business for real on stage or not.... Could I be discovering a hidden desire for exhibitionism? hmmm